last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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