I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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