I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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