I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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