I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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