I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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