Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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