giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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