Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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