ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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