Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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