Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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