she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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