That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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