he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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