Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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