I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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