i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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