I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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