You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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