somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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