the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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