you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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