Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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