I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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