if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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