mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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40s are totally the cure
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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