I love black thongs
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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