some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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