Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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