hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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