dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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