you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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