i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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