i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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