just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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