I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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