He is an equal opportunity slut.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize