I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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