Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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