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(941): View more from Florida

I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message

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(941): I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message http://tfl.nu/pqsm

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(309): View more from Illinois

I learned to sign I want to be on you today

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Deaf chicks here I come

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(309): I learned to sign I want to be on you today (1-309): Score (309): Deaf chicks here I come http://tfl.nu/h0zi

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(289): View more from Ontario

I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.

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It's sore actually

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(289): I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt. (647): It's sore actually http://tfl.nu/hwsg

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.

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(920): You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now. http://tfl.nu/yhp5

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.

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(651): I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old. http://tfl.nu/njv7

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(303): View more from Colorado

She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.

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(303): She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan. http://tfl.nu/jf6q

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(504): View more from Louisiana

they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...

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(504): they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am... http://tfl.nu/k8x7

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(817): View more from Texas

Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.

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(817): Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent. http://tfl.nu/lzjs

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(870): View more from Arkansas

He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell

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(870): He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell http://tfl.nu/ywhk

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(587): View more from Alberta

Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!

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(587): Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?! http://tfl.nu/tyzg

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(360): View more from Washington

What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.

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(360): What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is. http://tfl.nu/1m0s

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(614): View more from Ohio

Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though

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(614): Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though http://tfl.nu/2fqg

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(919): View more from North Carolina

being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.

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(919): being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her. http://tfl.nu/7get

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(813): View more from Florida

People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?

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(813): People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits? http://tfl.nu/du6g

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(716): View more from New York

Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!

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(716): Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick! http://tfl.nu/u1do

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