I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening