Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(207): View more from Maine

If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.

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(760): View more from California

is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?

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(912): View more from Georgia

Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.

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(509): View more from Washington

Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving

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(269): View more from Michigan

I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I put xanax in the cake batter

(1-201): View more from New Jersey

Did you really? It all makes sense now.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream

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