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  butt plug

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  anus plug

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  rubbish cock?

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  yes

  (260): View more from Indiana

  you suck at this game today

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  (260): butt plug (248): anus plug (260): rubbish cock? (248): yes (260): you suck at this game today http://tfl.nu/gu7v
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  (720): View more from Colorado

  More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.

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  (720): More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun. http://tfl.nu/f0pl
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  (315): View more from New York

  Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.

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  (315): Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out. http://tfl.nu/tygv
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  (708): View more from Illinois

  Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.

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  (708): Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me. http://tfl.nu/gxz0
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  (719): View more from Colorado

  Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.

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  (719): Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence. http://tfl.nu/tuvm
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."

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  (402): We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends." http://tfl.nu/n1yw
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago

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  (815): I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago http://tfl.nu/274p
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  (480): View more from Arizona

  library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.

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  (480): library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch. http://tfl.nu/phk6
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?

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  (517): Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night? http://tfl.nu/i8wb
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  (970): View more from Colorado

  Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin

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  (970): Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin http://tfl.nu/mrds
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  (443): View more from Maryland

  I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.

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  (443): I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again. http://tfl.nu/sx09
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  (225): View more from Louisiana

  The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.

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  (225): The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night. http://tfl.nu/csqe
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  Sex is always the answer.

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  Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?

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  (630): Sex is always the answer. (630): Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year? http://tfl.nu/kqhl
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  (281): View more from Texas

  I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.

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  (281): I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens. http://tfl.nu/dinq
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  (563): View more from Iowa

  Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

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  (563): Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant http://tfl.nu/dywh
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