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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There are paw prints all over my ceiling.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel

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• (813): View more from Florida

  no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything

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• (914): View more from New York

  He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening

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