Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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