and i looked up. we had an audience...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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