Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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