We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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