we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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