I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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