i think my tv is drunk
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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