After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
a search helicopter?!
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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