This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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