She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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