Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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