I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i think i have herpe
just one?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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