so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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