Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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