I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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